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It was all fun and games until I puked in a guys bed...

I will tell you the backstory to the line above, and how I started in one place and ended in another, also not wearing my own clothes.

 I had been invited to a friends' party, it was an early celebration for her eighteenth. I spent the daytime with family and then went back home to get ready. Fast forward to when I meet friends, buy alcohol and then make our way to the hosts' house. We started drinking immediately, and well I was pretty much half way drunk within the first hour. I drank way too much too fast, I pushed my limits pretty much to the max. I did meet a lot of amazing people, I had such a good time until I felt sick. I was sick in the bathroom, the toilet thankfully, then that escalated to outside. Someone tied my hair up, I have no idea, The hosts' mother helped, like a lot. I was sick on myself (I didn't say this was going to be a clean or nice post) she put me into the room the hosts' brother. Where she got me some of his clothes, and I puked more into a bucket (apparently, I don't remember this part) the wonderful mother put me into his bed, where I lay for several hours trying to sober up. I'm not sure of the time but it was pretty late, I got out of the bed and went to the toilet, I needed to pee and then returned to the bed, where no more than five minutes later I was sick,a  lot. On his coat too, I don't know how that happened. It was awfully messy, I hated myself so much for it, I got a huge lecture from the mother (maybe rightly so) and he was pissed off, like I really can't blame him, but then he was also lovely about telling his mother to calm down on me, she made me cry. I don't cry much or infront of people but she reduced me to tears and asked me to leave, alcohol clearly makes me emotional.
 The party was in Rekington and I woke up in Palmserville. I had never been to either of these  places before. A good friend actually took me to his place, with him his girlfriend and another friend. His dad picked us up in his car, I was sick again but thankfully his dad pulled over so I could do it not in the car. When we got to the friends' he put me up in his spareroom, with a bucket next to the bed and a bottle water and some tissues. When I woke up this morning I couldn't be anymore thankful. He was so lovely, all of them were. I left about half ten, had to get the metro. I met with my mother, still wearing the hosts' brother's clothes and I was pretty much suffering a hangover from the offset. When I did get back to my sisters I just wanted to nap. Also I did apologise to the brother, mother and host this mornng, like as soon as I woke up. I had to,  I still feel awful about it. So far this has been my worst night like with alcohol I've never drank so much or reacted to it this way before, let's just say I will not be drinkng for a long time!
Typing this with the screen blaring in my face is difficult but I had to share my night with you guys!Hoping to recover by tomorrow, and thank you for reading.

I puked in a guys bed

Sunday 23 October 2016

Pride 2016

Sunday 17 July 2016



-Due to being drunk and whatnot I could not post this on the 23rd but here it is-

I had an amazing birthday Wednesday, I got spoilt, and it was lovely. I had college but even that was quite successful. I got to wear my new jacket, I have had my eyes on the type of jacket for a long time so I saw my 18th as a chance to get one, and well I wear it everywhere. (Picture to the side)
My first lesson Film Studies they even sang to me, which was cute and awkward, I really wanted to join in but I'm sure the birthday person isn't supposed to! Film is always good, the people are great and the vibes are just phenomenal so it was good to have lesson on my birthday. I had english next, but I felt sick. An hour of nearly falling asleep and not being able to pay attention, it was a shame really because I genuinely enjoy my English lessons.
Afterwards I was going for lunch with the lovely Jane, she is a friend from Film she has saved my ass over the last couple of months,  she is amazing!! We went for... pizza and a pint, well I had a pint due to being the only eighteen year old, I cannot wait until she is eighteen,then we can drink together. Anyways so of course I had to take my I.D, which I used my passport, the woman who served me had to get second approval due to my dying my hair, currently a blonde but was a brunette in passport photo. So I got my first pint, which was Stella, I am told that's a good choice. The pizza was amazing too, pollo - I'm not usually a fan of sweetcorn but I liked it. So, by one in the afternoon I was drunk. please hold judgement, it was my 18th after all.
A drunk Lauren made her way to her sisters, I may or may not have serenaded the bus and the driver with music from my earphones. I bumped into an old college friend, lovely as ever and then arrived at my sisters. My niece was lovely, she is just a bundle of joy and I love being around her, she is my little partner in crime. My family came over and brought me roses and lilies with champagne, I was close to tears, it was so lovely and I have never had a bouqet of flowers before so it was definitely something. Forgot to mention I got given at least three wine glasses from different people - are they trying to predict my future?
 I continued to drink at my sisters, I also had a cake which looked like a pizza, it was so cool. I will do a whole picture thing on Saturday! I also got a new Sims Expansion pack - University life - Kara was more excited than I was. When I told her I got new Sims she was screaming and running around me and my laptop "NEW SIMS NEW SIMS" I recently showed her the Sims and whenever she sees me she wants to play, so naturally I know play Sims with my two year old niece whenever I am at my sisters. I stayed over that night, and we got a Chinese. It was so good, my birthday was amazing, also I didn't even get a hangover on Thursday!!

18TH!

Friday 25 March 2016

I'm drunk
I'm drunk on words
Not just any words mind
Your words
I'm drunk on your words.

Your low voice
It spins around in my head
Your low voice makes me dizzy
The kind of dizzy that makes me
Makes me want to puke.

Your sweetness
It's sound and its subtleties
Sending me to sleep
Knocking my senses right out
Right out to sea.

Your blind eyes
They make me bow and bleed
Blind eyes bashing my heart
Blindly bashing my heart banishing
Banishing any sort of feeling.

I'm drunk
Drunk for love
I'm drunk
Drunk for you
I'm sober
Sober to reality.

I'm drunk

Friday 4 March 2016