Hello June!

Dear June,
Well hello there. I'd welcome you with open arms but I have a feeling we are going to have a roller coaster ahead of us! You're going to upset me and I'll hate you, we will make up with some sunshine and then by the end of the month I'll swear I love you.
Let's cut to the chase, don't be a dick like straight up. I can handle some obstacles but please don't be anything like May, I wave of problems is something I don't need.
I think this month I really need to get my shit together, sort my head out and be selfish. I need some me time, some time where I'm not worrying about others or stressing about pointless things.  This month I'm going to going set my diet straight, it has been messy for the past week or so. By the end of this month I want to have lost at least 7lbs.
So I've kept this short and sweet, hopefully you will do the same. See you on the other side.